once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
"It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on."
i dream to come home to this one day
"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
friendly reminder that these two exist
And most of their conversations go like this
And deadpool probably has a tumblr