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txnk:

tashherz:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TUMBLR POST EVER.

This. Is. Incredible.

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cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

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burrrrnice:

On god y’all childish!

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

justletithappennnn:

find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.

"I pity the woman who will love you
when I am done. She will show up
to your first date with a dustpan
and broom, ready to pick up all the pieces
I left you in. She will hear my name so often
it will begin to dig holes in her. That
is where doubt will grow. She will look
at your neck, your thin hips, your mouth,
wondering at the way I touched you.
She will make you all the promises I did
and some I never could. She will hear only
the terrible stories. How I drank. How I lied.
She will wonder (as I have) how someone
as wonderful as you could love a monster
like the woman who came before her. Still,
she will compete with my ghost.
She will understand why you do not look
in the back of closets. Why you are afraid
of what’s under the bed. She will know
every corner of you is haunted
by me."

curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.